Noone to marry

The wedding is getting so close & I still haven't found anyone to marry us!!! Everything else is pretty much in place. We were having a friend of Mike's parent's do it. They own a bed & breakfast near where we are getting married & also do weddings. As it turns out they are selling their business & moving to TN. I don't want some stuffy old person to do it either. I definitely don't want some religious zealot who will look down their nose at my pregnant belly. How in the hell can I find someone in another state??? This is really really bugging me now.